Olivia Munn Jokes About Purported Nude Pics and Having a Big Asian...What?!

Explaining her absence, The Babymakers' helmer, Jay Chandrasekhar, read the same missive out loud to the SXSW audience on her behalf. Here's what she had to say.

Dear Everyone at The Babymakers SXSW screening," she begins. "I'm sorry I couldn't be there with you all. I'm currently in Sierra Leone helping build wells for the thirsty. I thought I'd have time to stop through Austin on my way here, but I was detoured when I saw two beached seals on the Gulf near South Padre and used all of my strength, sweat and tears to pull them back into the water and save their lives."

In other words, while fanboys have been obsessing over purported leaked shots of the 31-year-old comic actress naked, Munn quipped that she's been making like Angelina Jolie doing good deeds.

"It's hard for me to sit here with these small, dysentery-ridden children and know that I cannot be there, with all of you wonderful friends and supporters, for my SXSW Hollywood movie premiere," deadpans Munn, continuing the theme. "I must end this letter short, as I'm on my way to Seoul, Korea to speak with the starving children who have been denied food by their country and educate them on a motto that I have personally lived by and think will give them some hope: Thinner is Better."

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